Hush child, the darkness will rise from the deep and carry you down into sleep.
Tried to dress nicely tonight for an outing and ended up looking a cross between a business woman and a high class prostitute. It’s like no matter what I wear, I either end up wearing sweatpants and a t-shirt ir looking like a hooker.
the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis
Holy shit, that’s spot on
I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is
can we have a hannibalcon where it’s like the classiest con ever and everybody dresses nice and we eat fine, expensive food and talk about serial killers that would be such a thing