Hush child, the darkness will rise from the deep and carry you down into sleep.

 

Tried to dress nicely tonight for an outing and ended up looking a cross between a business woman and a high class prostitute. It’s like no matter what I wear, I either end up wearing sweatpants and a t-shirt ir looking like a hooker.

little-red-ridinghoodie:

sassygwaine:

microxcuts:

the good thing about being a mulitfandom blog is that no one knows what you will post next

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#but you can bet your ass it’s gonna be gay

bet your ass

it’s gonna be gay

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ticklishbutts:

theladyofpie:

ticklishbutts:

the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis

Holy shit, that’s spot on

I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is

mikewaters:

if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it then how bad of a decision can it really be

#new life motto

(Source: catswithbenefits)

whenthelionisintheroom:

can we have a hannibalcon where it’s like the classiest con ever and everybody dresses nice and we eat fine, expensive food and talk about serial killers that would be such a thing